“Be happy. It's one way of being wise.”

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spaghettidog:

So I was just minding my own business today, trying to play some minecraft in my student union when I notice this dude on the couch next to me starts dry-humping the couch.  But then I see an arm come out from under him.

I mean, shit got heavy pretty fast, I heard a belt unbuckled, zippers unzipping, and I’m just sitting there like “WTF DO I DO.”

So I decided to be creepy about it.  Threw that note at them when I left.

The note picture got messed up because my phone sucks, but I gave them each a dollar.

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